Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies” ~ Tyrion LannisterĮverything’s Better With Some Wine in the Belly.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Perhaps you should speak to me more softly, then. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. Which it may well be.” ~ Tyrion Lannister And I want you to fuck me like it’s my last night in this world. I want you to take no other man to bed as long as we’re together. I want you to pour my wine, laugh at my jokes, rub my legs when they’re sore after a day’s ride. “What do I want from you? I want you to share my tent. “Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I drink, and I know things” ~ Tyrion Lannister “You’re in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying” ~ Tyrion Lannister “In my experience eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I shall build an shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Nothing to worry about! Drinking and Lust: No man can match me in these things. We all need to be mocked from Time to Time, Lest we take ourselves too seriously. “I need to speak to someone with hair” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I’m denying its existence” ~ Tyrion Lannister
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. If it were easy, everyone would do it.” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister You never know which one you’ll need. ~ Tyrion Lannister “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Those are brave men knocking at our door. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Don’t fight for honor, Don’t fight for Glory, Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you. ~ Tyrion Lannisterĭon’t fight for a king. I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
“I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine” ~ Tyrion Lannister “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?” ~ Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats ~ Tyrion LannisterĪ mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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